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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What's just not right? Left

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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