Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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