- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

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