- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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