- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What fires shots? A gun

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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