What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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eoin burgin is fat

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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