- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why is this joke funny It isn't

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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