- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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