- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

A baby seal walks into a club.

The Princess is in another castle

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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