Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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autistic kids rock

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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