- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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