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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

women's rights.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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