Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

A dyslexic blind man

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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