- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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