What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Chris is hairy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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