- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A seal walks into a club.

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