- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Racial equality.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Who wants water? I do.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

that wall over there ->

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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