Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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