What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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