- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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