A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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AIDS

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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