- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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