- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Flowers are colors Love me

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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