- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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