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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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