- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

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