- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What does two plus two equal? 4

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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