- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

A woman walks into a bar.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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