- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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