Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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