- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

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