CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Alchohol.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

George W. Bush

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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