- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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