- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

i hate non minorities!

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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