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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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