why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Anti Joke

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