- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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