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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Diarrhea

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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