- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

So FDR walks into a bar.

Once, I went to Peru.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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