why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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