Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Knock Knock Come in

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Barack Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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