- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Your mom.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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