how much fish could a chicken

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One, two, three, four and five

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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