- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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