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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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