A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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men's rights activists

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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