a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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