- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Wolfjob.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Womans baksetball...

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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