Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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