What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Emily Walker.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Your Mom The End.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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