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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Dumbledore dies.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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