- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

God is real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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