- Anti Joke

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Katy Perry

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Obama lin Baden.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither