Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Anti Joke

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