- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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