- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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