- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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