roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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