- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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