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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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