- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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