An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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