- Anti Joke

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!