- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Who wants water? I do.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

I'd like to make a withdraw

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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