- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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