- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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