What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Black people in Camden NJ.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Ready for something funny? nothing

Yellow People !!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Go away still nothing to see

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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