- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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