- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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