- Anti Joke

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.