- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

all these jokes are horrible now

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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