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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

I Have a Black Friend

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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