- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Justin Bieber

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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