What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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