- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Neither did she.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

poo

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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