What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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