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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What do we call Osama? Osama

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

What does water taste like? Water

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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