- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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