- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

womens rights

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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