- Anti Joke

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

I love pissing people off :P

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

The cream, it is coming

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?