Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Death by kayak

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

womens rights.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

whats black and strange a paki

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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