If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

The Morman Religion.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

nothing

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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