Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

being sober in a bar fight

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Do the roar!

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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