- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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