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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

This is not funny.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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