A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Tunechi

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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