What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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