- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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