Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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