What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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