- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

how much fish could a chicken

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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