- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A woman walks into a bar.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Your Mom

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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