- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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