once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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