How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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