Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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