- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

women's rights.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

antonis sister is mighty fine

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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