- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am I writing this...im bored

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

I hate blackniggers

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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