- Anti Joke

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

cancer

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want