- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

scraggle is in you pillow case

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