- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

My dog barks when someones at the door.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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