Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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cancer

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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9/11 my birthday

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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