- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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