- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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