What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Dwarf Shortage

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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