Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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