Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

alert('The Game')

Iif your reading this ur gay

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

read this sentence again.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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