how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Dead girls can't say no.

A fat guy!

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

men's rights activists

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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