- Anti Joke

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

antonio has a penis head.lol

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.