- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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