- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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