whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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good looking women

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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