- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What is green and slow Grass.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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