- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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