- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Your Mom The End.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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