A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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