Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Error 37.

Death by kayak

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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