What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Boob

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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