- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

someone called someone else a frog

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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