Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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