what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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