What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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