- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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