- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Knock Knock.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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