- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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