- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Homo say what?

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

I <3 Hitler

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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