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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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