- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

A blonde dies Lololol

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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