a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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