What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Obama lin Baden.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Obama = ebola

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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