Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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