Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why can't february march Because april may

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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