- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

A black man walks out of a police station

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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