- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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