What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Weaner

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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ure mama's so fat

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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