- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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