- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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