- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........