- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

This is an anti-joke.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

An Asian with a big dick.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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