Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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I literally died laughing

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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