What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock Knock Who's there

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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