- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

A sober Irish individual.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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