- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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