- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

TIMMY

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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