What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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autistic kids rock

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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it was all Tagart

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Dwarf Shortage

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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