Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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