- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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