- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

NEVER

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

How old are you? 7

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

WNBA

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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