- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Killing your friend as a joke.

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