Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Women's professional sports

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

an ethopian thanksgiving

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

one stop shop

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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