- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

A possesed goat: "moo"

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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