relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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No antijoke here.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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