Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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whats white jizz

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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