- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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