nolan is gay

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Title IX

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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