shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Joesph Triphook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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