- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Matthew Wyckoff

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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