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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Who is big and stupid My brother

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Knock Knock? Come in.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

I am quite mature.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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