- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Barack Obama.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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