- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

I wrote a funny joke.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

One, two, three, four and five

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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