- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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