Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

- Helen Keller

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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