- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

black chicken. kfc

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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