- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Knock Knock? Come in.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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