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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Refridgerator.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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