what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How did the black person die? Of old age

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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