- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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