- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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