Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Worms don't like apples.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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