- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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