A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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