- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

I have a really funny joke.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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