Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Charlie Sheen

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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