what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

My jeans

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

hashtags suck balls

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A man died.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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