Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

You want to hear a joke? Republican

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

a chinese man pays the full price

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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