- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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