- Anti Joke

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Obama lin Baden.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.