- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

womens rights

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