- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Michael Brown

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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