- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Chris Bosh's neck

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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