- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is funnier than 24 69

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

woman's rights

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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