what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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