- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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