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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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