A guy walks into a bar

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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