- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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