Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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