What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

SHUT UP JP

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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