- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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