Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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