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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.