- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's the difference between a lamp?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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