- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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