How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Male leadership.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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