What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Japan

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Men's rights

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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