- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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