knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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