- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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