- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

why are balck people black because they are

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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