What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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womens rights

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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