- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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