What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

thumb_up thumb_down -26

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops