- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Poop

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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