What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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