- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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