- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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