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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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