Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Hi.

So FDR walks into a bar.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

I have an idea! You leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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