On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

why did the blue berry cross the road

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

women's rights.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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