What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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