In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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american idol

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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