- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Death by kayak

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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