- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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