your face

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

One, two, three, four and five

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

This is an anti- joke

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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