- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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