Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How High is a Chinese man

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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