what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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