why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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